I Affirm and Promote:

*The inherent worth and dignity of every person;
*Justice, equity and compassion in human relations;
*Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth;
*A free and responsible search for truth and meaning;
*The right of conscience and the use of the democratic process;
*The goal of world community with peace, liberty, and justice for all;
*Respect for the interdependent web of all existence of which we are a part.

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Thursday, 18 June 2009

Sunday, 07 June 2009

  • Atheists at an Astrology Meeting [SL]

    I have some atheist friends in Second Life, and our hobby is to crash silly meetings with science and reason (and the occasional annoying attachment).  Today, Scort, Tiberius, and I attended an astrology meeting.

    Location: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Spirit%20City/121/214/24

    [12:30]  Soothsayer Pleides: Beginning of Beyond Basics--focus on Asteroids
    [12:30]  Scort Eyre: I don't understand. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    [12:31]  Soothsayer Pleides: Why Astroids?
    [12:31]  Soothsayer Pleides: Why is Astrol a Path to awakening?
    [12:33]  Soothsayer Pleides: http://astropath.org/charts-class/Ciebird-McCullough.gif
    [12:34]  Soothsayer Pleides: map of consciusness
    [12:35]  Soothsayer Pleides: all inclusive
    [12:35]  Narinia Silverweb: scort is wearing large items
    [12:35]  Narinia Silverweb: I can see
    [12:35]  Narinia Silverweb: I am zoomed out
    [12:35]  Narinia Silverweb: he wears a building
    [12:36]  Andrea Book: question: does the rock-to-ice-to-metals ratio in asteroids have any effect on the charts?
    [12:38]  Soothsayer Pleides: ? Asteroids are essentially Goddesses
    [12:41]  Tiberius Greggan: If the asteroids are godesses. Are comets gods?
    [12:44]  Narinia Silverweb: hello Tiberius
    [12:46]  Tiberius Greggan: Is this Astronomy or Astrology?
    [12:46]  Teal Freenote: astrology
    [12:46]  Tiberius Greggan: oh
    [12:46]  Tiberius Greggan: this is all crap then
    [12:47]  Tiberius Greggan: cya
    [12:47]  Narinia Silverweb: don't let the dor hit you in the ass
    [12:47]  Scort Eyre: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    [12:47]  Soothsayer Pleides: Universe transfers into behavior, feelings and thoughts and events
    [12:47]  Andrea Book: so, do the asteroids which are broken off of moons and planets become lke goddess clones o the parent gd?
    (Note: they actually answered this question with a "yes" on voice!)
    [12:48]  Scort Eyre: What about Pluto? It's not a planet, so is it a supergod?
    [12:49]  Andrea Book: so the ones which are busted up into tiny bits and burn up in the atmospher die a horrible death?
    [12:49]  Soothsayer Pleides: symbolic system that works in informing us. Flat period

    There was more on voice which I cannot transcribe (for obvious reasons), but essentially were echos of this conversation, mixed in with "can you guys hear me?  Am I breaking up?"

    I still can't believe people think this is all true!  But perhaps they don't.  Perhaps to them it really is all symbolism of the little thoughts they think in their heads.  Who knows?  It's still good for the lulz.

Tuesday, 02 June 2009

  • Torture: It's OK, Because Jesus Died for Your Soul

    I got this email today that seemed to be the usual pro-torure rant, till I got to the gem at the end.  If you aren't one of the lucky ones who have received this for yourself, or even if you are, it's a jaw-dropper [my commentary in brackets]:

    <begin email>
    Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said”
    -Mel Brooks
    [The thing about Mel Brooks is that he's a comedian, and the king of not taking things seriously.]

    I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president.

    Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.
    [Note the two disjointed intros - a sure sign of a tampered chain email.]

    'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
    [Good question.  Congress: have you declaired an act of war?  *crickets*]

    Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?

    Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
    [One of the most brutal acts of hate to date.]

    And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
    [Can't say I believe in desecration, but that doesn't mean he wasn't an asshole.]

    I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

    I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia.
    [Really?  You'll read theirs if they read yours?  Somehow I doubt it.]

    I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.
    [Can't say I've ever felt empathy for those who commit crimes against humanity.]

    I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.
    [You know, like how we "came out and fought like men" instead of hiding behind trees during the Revolutionary War... oh wait...]

    I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide..
    [I'm going to assume this was to say "suicide bombs".  Also, religion fail - Nervana isn't found in Islam, it's a belief of Buddhism, a very peaceful religion.]

    I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.
    [Anyone have any idea what this one is about?]

    In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.
    [Because it's so brave to beat up someone who isn't armed.]

    When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care.
    [Hear that, people?  College hazing is A-OK!]

    When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't care.

    When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.
    [Can't say I care when the Bible is mishandled either, but I don't do it, cause that would make me an asshole.]

    And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I don't care!!
    [Donuts, doughnuts, same pastry.]

    If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!
    [That's right - send it to all your terrorist friends, then they'll learn their lesson.]

    If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country!  [Because they'll all know you deleted this.  And they'll be watching... and waiting...]  And may I
    add:

    'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' --
    Ronald Reagan

    I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you forward all this.

    'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under' Also by.. Ronald Reagan

    One last thought for the day:

    In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.'
    [Turns out it's a lot harder to move to another country than you'd think.  I know - I've tried.]

    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
    1. Jesus Christ [Wait, what?]
    2. The American G. I.

    One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. [No, srsly, what was that?]

    YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,

    AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. [Did I just see what I thought I saw?]
    Classification:  UNCLASSIFIED
    Caveats: NONE
    <end email>

    HOLY CRACKERS!  This person just ended a rant all about how torture and revenge are OK with a reminder of Jesus!  Well, maybe it's not the same Jesus Christ as the one in the Bible..  Maybe this one actually did call down legions of angels to protect him.  Maybe he did let his friends cut off the soldiers' ears.  Maybe he said "70 x 7 is too many times to forgive, just stick with 7 times."  Maybe this Jesus Christ said "whomever makes you walk 1 mile, only walk for him 1/2 mile, because he is too rude for a full one."  Yeah, that must be the Jesus Christ the person in this email is talking about.

    P.S. Read original version of this email here: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/doug-patton.htm

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